A long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
In a bonny place called Scotland Two Aussies came to stay
They got a flat in Glasgow
In the poshest part of town
Then tried to learn the lingo
From a book that cost ONE POUN!
They walked around the West End
When Damo shouted "Quick In"
The place was Mother India
And they both got Butter Chicken
They tried to eat some haggis
But it didnie taste quite right
It turned them both to veggies
And their skin a milky white
They vowed to meet some locals
Make friends with one or two
But the locals started laughing
When they rode their kangaroo
There's wee Ruth aff the radio
Who's on-air chat was risky
Flashed Jimmy Barnes her work ID
Then got them drunk on whisky
There also is a Tassie girl
Who got hitched to a Scotsman
If Andy tried to stay out late
Britt would hit him with a saucepan
The locals were all bonkers
So Melissa called the coppers
She got through to the Sheriff
Who was busy grilling whoppers
Great times were had by one and all
With Damien and Melsa
With sing-alongs and silly pomms
And now there's wedding bells-a
So raise your glasses up real high
And toast the lovely duo
To the heaps of love and happiness
That's guaranteed to follow
To Damien and Melissa
Love Andy & Britt
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